Calculus

Who gives a fuck. Not me. Gonna' burn one, take the test, and hope for the best.

p.s. Tom Brokaw is a punk.

Deadliest Catch

This show is crazy. I never have really watched it before and I always thought it was boring. I decided to give it another chance. The new season opener was tonight and I am now hooked. Crab fishing on the Bering Sea with 25+ foot swells, no thanks. These guys also work 40 hours at a time with only 5 hours sleep. I couldn't do it, it's the second most dangerous job.

Pet Store

Why would I go to the pet store? Well it's simple. To pick up on women. Why would a girl be at a pet store. Again, it's simple. A girl who goes to the pet store is a girl who just recently broke up with her boyfriend and is trying to find a replacement, which would be a loving little animal companion. Actually I am just kidding, I've never done this.